Do you suffer from the phobia that affects new gardeners?

by Rachel Mathews

Jigsaw1There is a worrying condition that threatens to thwart good garden design…

The condition is called tapemeasureaphobia. A bit of a mouthful to say, but it’s no laughing matter, there are some fairly serious consequences to the condition that doesn’t always become apparent immediately…

In layman’s terms this affliction, is simply known as an extreme fear of tape measures, resulting in sufferers being unable to measure their garden!  I once suffered from the affliction myself. The first garden I ever designed BEFORE I was properly trained (my parents garden) I didn’t measure… I did put a LOT of time and effort into the design though… shame it didn’t fit when we came to build it!! Now before you start thinking bad things about me, I was only 19 and I had read, nearly, one whole book, on garden design and had skipped the bit about measuring as it looked really dull, boring and not that important!

I wasn’t wrong with the dull and boring part – it is. BUT I was WRONG about it not being important!

Why is measuring the garden so important? Won’t an educated guess do?

In a really well designed garden,  the design works as a whole entity – every aspect is interlinked, even if it is divided into different sections. If you change one part of the design it has a knock on effect with everything else. A bit like doing a jigsaw puzzle – you can’t fiddle with one bit and have it not effect everything around it!

So what have jigsaws got to do with measuring a garden?!

I’m getting to that bit! Imagine you are building your jigsaw in a frame – the frame is solid and has fixed dimensions (pretty much like your garden fence or boundary). Now for argument’s sake, you have guessed that the frame is square and of a certain size… bear with me… and you have made a jigsaw according to the size you THINK the frame is… Now imagine trying to get that jigsaw to fit in that existing frame!

Even if you are REALLY good at guessing, what do you think the odds are that your jigsaw will fit perfectly into that frame are? Obviously you can’t alter the frame to make the jigsaw fit, so your only option is to make the jigsaw fit the frame….and that of course will affect the overall look, shape and feel of it.

How easy do you think that will be?

The honest answer is it depends on the design, some designs are more robust than others and can take a bit of altering without any major casualties. But you will most likely find (like I did with my first garden design) that the garden wasn’t quite the shape and size you thought it was. Therefore your design and all that TIME you spent on it has to be re-done, on site! NO easy task, not even for a professional garden designer!

If you are going to spend the time and effort designing your garden (and I really hope you are)… Trust me, trust me, trust me on this one – you really do need to measure your garden properly BEFORE you design it!

And if you’ve had any measuring disasters you’re brave enough to share – please tell us about your experiences in the comments!

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Carole October 29, 2009 at 10:16 am

This is very sad, yet very funny at the same time. Having been called upon many times to fix gardens from those who suffer from tapemeasurephobia, I can greatly attest to the benefits of measuring BEFORE planting. Not doing so is definitely a waste of time and money.

Great tip, Rachel!

Rachel Mathews October 30, 2009 at 6:23 am

Thanks Carole! It is a problem with tackling a project and not really knowing how it should be done – it’s all too easy to make mistakes! Getting the right measurements are vital – think that will be a good topic for future blog posts – I’ve certainly found in my career that measuring gardens isn’t always as easy as it looks! ;o)

R

Alison Kerr October 31, 2009 at 9:01 am

Yup, Yup, I don’t like the measuring part. It’s tricky and not terribly fun. Thanks for the hint.

Rachel Mathews November 1, 2009 at 6:42 am

Tell me about it! It’s the one part of the job I really dislike! I’ve lost count of the number of times it’s rained whilst surveying someone’s garden. Not to mention looking like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards when I’ve finished! ;o)

R
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